“I COPIED MY KEY BEFORE
HAVING TO CLIMB THROUGH
Are you #adulting? You bet you are. You’re a rockstar who knows detergent is better for dirty clothes than fifteen mists of body spray. Two-week old pizza is no longer considered an acceptable meal for breakfast (or even an acceptable meal), and your fridge has more veggies than beer. You even remembered to copy your keys with minuteKEY, which might just be some next-level #adulting (rookies, take notes).